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| HOLLYWOOD, CA - There's a busy man in Hollywood these days. He has a movie guesstimated to smash box office records this summer and his name, is Jordi LaForge. "It's been funny, people spell it all sorts of ways, geordi, jeordi, jordy, but I always know what they mean, I'm fine with it, it's just a name." says Lamar Burton the actor who plays the space man in the 47th addition to the long tradition of Star Trek Cinema. The galatical series is taking a departure from the traditional crew driven plot lines. In what is intended to be another dynasty of Star Trek movies labeled "origins", these prequels will follow the individual paths that led to the crew's days on the U.S.S. Enterprise. The series debuts with the adventures of Mr. Jordi Laforge. A young kid who floated around for awhile working odd jobs till he got his shit together, went to community star college, got his masters in space station heating and cooling and asteroid missile blasting. All the while challenged with the disability that he had ever since birth: being an awkward guy to be around. Lamar is no stranger to celebrityism. 20 years ago he reached that weird kind of fame where you're only recognized by little kids. It was while hosting the popular television show: RAINBOW READING! The show was cancelled after an incident during the taping of 'The Live 8th Anniversary Of That Rainbow Show With Lamar Burton'. A live episode that famously got pulled off the air mid-broadcast during this moment below. |
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| Mr. Burton "Just Chill'n" during a scene in his new movie STAR TREK ORGINS: JORDI LAFORGE. The director soon asked him to stop chill'n and return to work. |
| But Lamar is back on his feet and enjoying every moment of it. When asked what projects he had lined up after this he said. "Maybe I'll do that thing where I'm like a celebrity guest on Jeopardy." When asked if he meant one of the celebrities that played the game he said. "No, like one of the celebrities that are on just for a second to give a clue." When asked if people would know who he was when he did that, he replied. "I'll make sure they put a bunch of books behind me so people remember that I'm the reading guy. |
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JESSICA SIMPSON
and PARIS HILTON
"NECK in NECK" in
RACE to FADE into
COMPLETE
OBSCURITY!!!
and PARIS HILTON
"NECK in NECK" in
RACE to FADE into
COMPLETE
OBSCURITY!!!
Beach, FL - IN a race that sneaked by most of the attention of the American people this
past month, and rightfully so, the battle between Jessica Simpson and Paris Hilton to
succumb to complete and total irrelevance this past week has heated up.
Fewer and fewer people are remembering who exactly these two people are or what they
ever did. The race got ugly this week when the 'mudslinging' began. Simpson stated, "I'm
totally going to be a 'has-been' before she (Hilton) will ever be forgotten. I would have long
been an obscure reference if it wasn't for the fact that I dated a football worker and had no
idea that his job involved media."
Upon hearing said remarks, Paris was furious and retaliated with, "If that "other girl who
got rich for being dumb' thinks she's going to become a nobody before me she's got
another thing coming. She forgets she has a singing and acting career, Ive never done
anything. Even at my most relevant no one knew what I did. I was just born, thats my claim
to fame; being born. I couldn't be more of a flash in the pan.
Experts say that the race to virtual non-existence is too close to call at this point, but
whoever it may be, many say we will know soon. Steven Stevenson an entertainment
insider who has no life of his own and vicariously lives his success through the failures of
celebrities says, "Both sides have confirmed reports that over the past year both Jessica
and Paris are accumulating rapid wrinkles and other signs of aging. Fortunately even
though its been a grueling contest, since any remote sign of growing old or fading beauty
gets you blackballed from the covers of magazines, both ladies, no matter who gets there
first, will soon both be put out to pasture
past month, and rightfully so, the battle between Jessica Simpson and Paris Hilton to
succumb to complete and total irrelevance this past week has heated up.
Fewer and fewer people are remembering who exactly these two people are or what they
ever did. The race got ugly this week when the 'mudslinging' began. Simpson stated, "I'm
totally going to be a 'has-been' before she (Hilton) will ever be forgotten. I would have long
been an obscure reference if it wasn't for the fact that I dated a football worker and had no
idea that his job involved media."
Upon hearing said remarks, Paris was furious and retaliated with, "If that "other girl who
got rich for being dumb' thinks she's going to become a nobody before me she's got
another thing coming. She forgets she has a singing and acting career, Ive never done
anything. Even at my most relevant no one knew what I did. I was just born, thats my claim
to fame; being born. I couldn't be more of a flash in the pan.
Experts say that the race to virtual non-existence is too close to call at this point, but
whoever it may be, many say we will know soon. Steven Stevenson an entertainment
insider who has no life of his own and vicariously lives his success through the failures of
celebrities says, "Both sides have confirmed reports that over the past year both Jessica
and Paris are accumulating rapid wrinkles and other signs of aging. Fortunately even
though its been a grueling contest, since any remote sign of growing old or fading beauty
gets you blackballed from the covers of magazines, both ladies, no matter who gets there
first, will soon both be put out to pasture
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word 'scoop' into the word 'journalism'
"called out" for kind of jamming the
word 'scoop' into the word 'journalism'
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Silicone Valley, CA - An incredibly reputable,
highly esteemed, well respected online
entertainment news site was "called out" for
allegedly jamming the word 'scoop' into the word
'journalism'.
Tommy Inkyfingers explains, "This "news" website
claimed that they put the 'scoop' in 'integrinal
journalscoopism'. But upon further investigation,
the scoop wasn't 'put', but 'forced' rather into the
word 'journalscoopism'. A word, that it doesn't
even belong in, And upon further further
investigation, the word describing the
'journalscoopism', is the word 'integrinal'. While
originally assumed to reference either integrity or
that there was some sort of interrogation
involved, its been assessed that neither are
correct since the word was 'integrinal', and that's
actually not a word, and it doesn't mean anything
While dissatisfaction with the web site's claims
have been made very vocal, what is the awesome
web site's response? As of now it, and it's very
handsome and can jump pretty far owner are
keeping to themselves about the whole thing and
how they just hope no one finds out that they
were also the ones who put the 'journalscoopism',
into hippojournalscoopismapotomus.
highly esteemed, well respected online
entertainment news site was "called out" for
allegedly jamming the word 'scoop' into the word
'journalism'.
Tommy Inkyfingers explains, "This "news" website
claimed that they put the 'scoop' in 'integrinal
journalscoopism'. But upon further investigation,
the scoop wasn't 'put', but 'forced' rather into the
word 'journalscoopism'. A word, that it doesn't
even belong in, And upon further further
investigation, the word describing the
'journalscoopism', is the word 'integrinal'. While
originally assumed to reference either integrity or
that there was some sort of interrogation
involved, its been assessed that neither are
correct since the word was 'integrinal', and that's
actually not a word, and it doesn't mean anything
While dissatisfaction with the web site's claims
have been made very vocal, what is the awesome
web site's response? As of now it, and it's very
handsome and can jump pretty far owner are
keeping to themselves about the whole thing and
how they just hope no one finds out that they
were also the ones who put the 'journalscoopism',
into hippojournalscoopismapotomus.
THE WEBSITE WITH A STUPID NAME!!